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2009

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inothernews: “On November 14th, 1984, astronaut Dale...
Dec 10th
There was an accident outside my house just now. Somebody later told me that the victim was a female...
Dec 10th
(via pussymoneyw33d) showing your nipples nowadays is like...
Dec 10th
“If The Internet Named TV Shows” by Brian Murphy...
Dec 10th
Question: What does gay SJP eat before movie premieres? ...
Dec 10th

I'm gonna take my time

She gon’ get hers before I
Dec 10th
blaaargh: (via randompics: »: »: geneticmutations) ...
Dec 10th
r-y-a-n: valcano: pussydoodles: (via jertronic) ...
Dec 10th

hospital wifi

bowlingalleylawyer: not-ean: bowlingalleylawyer: not-ean: bowlingalleylawyer: he’s talking...
Dec 10th
Listen Listen
Kamate Kamate (Haka) - New Zealand All Blacks Battlecry
Dec 10th
adamhrabik: (via fuckyeahslightlyamusing) This makes me...
Dec 10th

hospital wifi

bowlingalleylawyer: not-ean: bowlingalleylawyer: he’s talking in his sleep. I was holding his...
Dec 10th
scarlson09: january20: Damn, DEL’s raking in the...
Dec 10th

hospital wifi

bowlingalleylawyer: he’s talking in his sleep. I was holding his hand and I swear I think he...
Dec 10th

Glee

kborin: ruledbysecrecy89: kborin: rhapsodyinj: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! I KNOW! loved it ...
Dec 10th

Continuing The Thread...

(via xynephionnoir) Yeah about that, I dont know how buddist works but all I can say is that...
Dec 10th
asserting: (via wekilledcouture) I want your ugly, I...
Dec 10th
walex: whisperoftheshot: walex: Oh, I’m just chillin,...
Dec 10th
Backwards: Messages hidden in songs
Dec 10th
(via fuckyeahcyanideandhappiness) dramamama
Dec 10th
(via fuckyeahcyanideandhappiness) classic.
Dec 10th
thedailywhat: Movie Poster of the Day: First official...
Dec 10th
r-y-a-n: worb: kaayleeen: thenameischivesthanks: ...
Dec 10th
studentloansforbeermoney: Album cover for “A Kidrock’ing...
Dec 10th
Warch Watch
samreich: CollegeHumor is staying up all night tomorrow for the third time in solidarity with...
Dec 10th
danieleric: ilovecharts: bdotdub: herroman: ...
Dec 10th
“You don’t have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body.”
— C. S. Lewis (via eletheowl) ...
Dec 10th
january20: Damn, DEL’s raking in the bitches…and a dude. ...
Dec 10th
2010 is going to be a great year
Dec 9th
Dec 9th
MTV Staff Getting Threats Over 'Jersey Shore'
Dec 9th
Listen Listen
human-art: sometimes you forget about a great song.  i did with this one.  glad it was posted here...
Dec 9th
inothernews: COLLISION COURSE A satellite image of iceberg...
Dec 9th

ok I'm ready to leave, but I can't stop...

bowlingalleylawyer: a stress thing? I dunno… y’know peeing is the new crying right?
Dec 9th
asserting: (via istuffmypants / unthoughtknown /...
Dec 9th

all packed. extra house key made. gotta...

bowlingalleylawyer: school had a sub in my room in less that 10 minutes. good people. i’m...
Dec 9th

it's not your fault

don’t fuck with me
Dec 9th
(via xcesarx) cum and glue are surprisingly similar
Dec 9th

hmmmhmmhmmhohoHOHOWHOAHAHAHAHAHAH

I love Minnie Driver’s hearty horse laugh
Dec 9th
(via pussymoneyw33d) what a fierce waste of fabric
Dec 9th

watching Good Will Hunting

for the ‘god-only-knows’th time
Dec 9th
cakeface: sincesheleft: I mean, yeah. We’d argue. We’d...
Dec 9th

Martin Luther vs. Jay Z.

studentloansforbeermoney: brokensocial: If you’re havin’ church problems i feel bad for you son...
Dec 9th
fittythebone: suicideblonde: Will: Why shouldn’t I work...
Dec 9th
Warch Watch
stound: I absolutely HAD to post this. yes, it’s another MCR video, but it’s good. The Ghost of...
Dec 9th

A Short List of Bands Playing SXSW That...

scarlson09: leeleeleelee: Nicole Atkins and the Black Sea (huge crush) Attack Attack! ...
Dec 9th
scarlson09: godofpizza: jheath: Tuesday night trivia...
Dec 9th

Idea: Bullet earbuds.earphones

Dec 9th

Taylor Swift is 5'11''

I’m shorter by an inch FML
Dec 9th
mattgorman: So I decided to watch some of this Jersey...
Dec 9th

brother-in-law just called. they put...

bowlingalleylawyer: This is it, it seems. I’m going back on Thursday. My sister said to bring a...
Dec 9th

Its Over

xynephionnoir: lrn2liberty: I’m now minus a boyfriend. He said the same thing he did when we...
Dec 9th
(via fuckyeahcyanideandhappiness)
Dec 9th
r-y-a-n: daneantkowiak: illbewatchinglife: ...
Dec 9th
studentloansforbeermoney: veruca-salt: ...
Dec 9th

Hugs for BAL

stay strong baby.
Dec 9th
thedailywhat: Random Russ. and boobs
Dec 9th

LOLecture of the moment: "Don't...

inothernews: We mock you, LOLecturer.  Why? Because last we checked, who the fuck are you again? ...
Dec 9th
cosmicsquirreljustice: faultytext: helloadam: Lady...
Dec 9th
newsweek: tanya77: themattsmith: thegrasshopperunit: ...
Dec 9th
xynephionnoir: lj7stkok: halfdry: yellowblog: ...
Dec 8th
xynephionnoir: (via post-crucifixion) i see what you did...
Dec 8th
lightrfire: samlautner: (via tiresome) omg. i saw it,...
Dec 8th
chhastakenovermyfreakylife: funkylove: ...
Dec 8th
(via fuckyeahcyanideandhappiness) morbid. i like!
Dec 8th
deleteyourself: alextraordinary: placeholdertext: ...
Dec 8th
(via ragetoons) psh, whatever. i can pause my pee.
Dec 8th

Watching Jersey Shore

It’s interesting that MTV is trying to highlight a specific subculture into their version of...
Dec 8th
thedailywhat: Beach Art of the Day: Jerm IX, the thinking...
Dec 8th
deleteyourself: Ohhhhhhh, right there. where is this?
Dec 8th
Listen Listen
inothernews: lickystickypickyme: Dido - Here with me The name Dido still make me laugh. Cool...
Dec 8th

Now he's not answer texts. I haz a...

(via bowlingalleylawyer) I hope ‘the situation’ is under control
Dec 8th
blaaargh: (via sevenminutesinheather: pi4nobl4ck) ...
Dec 8th

Conferences

iwasjustsayin: This one’s killing me. I get all narc on them and feel like passing out. This can’t...
Dec 8th
Jersey Shore Nickname Generator
Dec 8th
thedmoshow: delacroix: ...
Dec 8th
(via thedmoshow) *fistbumps*
Dec 8th
thedmoshow: fuckyeahtattoos: This is, I guess you could...
Dec 8th

Stupid Joke of the Day

fittythebone: godofpizza: A guy walks into a bar and sees a monkey in a cage. He asks the...
Dec 8th
january20: Years ago I bought a BustedTee and “Facebook...
Dec 8th

SAT ON OWN BALLS

FTMFL
Dec 8th
Listen Listen
White Winter Hymnal - Fleet Foxes late night christmasy music. smile bitches!
Dec 8th
scarlson09: jheath: godofpizza: Currently downloading...
Dec 8th
Warch Watch
fittythebone: Alright kiddies, this is my movie-making debut.  I shot the movie, and it was...
Dec 8th
Warch Watch
thedailywhat: Good News of the Day: *SUPER SPOILER* First three minutes of the storyboard animatic...
Dec 8th

Jennifer Hudson > Jennifer Holliday

And I’m telling you I’m not going
Dec 8th
Warch Watch
Victoria’s Secret ad directed by Michael Bays Because women couldn’t afford to buy...
Dec 8th
Listen Listen
Fly Away - Lenny Kravitz
Dec 8th
blaaargh: (via vegan-scum: magicspells: dogfromspace) ...
Dec 8th
xynephionnoir: not-ean: xynephionnoir: ...
Dec 8th
studentloansforbeermoney: connorfortin: :D omfg. ...
Dec 8th
(via blaaargh) The cat that splits up The Beatles.
Dec 8th
willzone: This is my go-to line on a first date. TWSS
Dec 8th
rachell: (via jonnyathan) FINALLY! oh and fuck you Juno...
Dec 8th
mattgorman: stound: gifparty: ScarJo sideboob? Why yes. Is there any way to make gifs go...
Dec 8th

12 Things You Don't Know About Women...

bowlingalleylawyer: davidkendall: nolagrrlnyc: katieschenk: boutofcontext: I recalled this...
Dec 8th
Warch Watch
johnzanussi: mattedits: streeter: HW: Brotherhood of the Travelling Pants Here’s a HW Sarah...
Dec 8th
xynephionnoir: architectureblog: © Charles Gaisano (via...
Dec 8th
pussymoneyw33d: alyssapandaeyes: (via...
Dec 8th
cosmicsquirreljustice: jedigrrrl: theforce: Fatherhood...
Dec 8th
blaaargh: Norman Rockwell’s rosy illustrations of small...
Dec 8th
inothernews: FIVE DOLLAR FOOT LONG China’s Chen Jiande...
Dec 7th
welcometothisblogbitch: For my money (which, at the time I...
Dec 7th
studentloansforbeermoney: inothernews: JUST GETTING...
Dec 7th
peterconnsbetterthanyou: thebestonmars: A few years ago,...
Dec 7th
inothernews: alexbalk: I’m not the only one who thought...
Dec 7th

In my dreams I'll always see you soar...

Dec 7th
Warch Watch
thedailywhat: Quite Possibly The Most Incredible Animated Short You Will View In Your Lifetime of...
Dec 7th
thedailywhat: Best Dad Ever of the Day: Jim Clark wanted...
Dec 7th

Cholas vs Jersey Guidettes

Who would win?
Dec 7th
robotindisguise: Snap-happy orangutan clicks with...
Dec 7th
ragetoons: Hurt by Christina Aguilera. ...
Dec 7th

what is the best war-themed book?

Dec 7th
(via pussymoneyw33d) my solution for swine flew
Dec 7th
Warch Watch
scarlson09: godofpizza: Just when I was starting to kinda like this year’s holiday season (which...
Dec 7th
blaaargh: (via negativepleasure) If Bruce Wayne...
Dec 7th

read & reblog.

xynephionnoir: ...
Dec 7th
inothernews: Pt. 4: Jack Donaghy… From Glengarry Glen...
Dec 7th
So over the weekend I visited my grandmother because she was...
Dec 7th

I got one hundred problems

walex: And a bitch is one. Tiger Woods got 99 problems, and bitches are all
Dec 7th
xynephionnoir: multitudinous: peetypassion: ...
Dec 7th

I Don't Care How Old You Get...

xynephionnoir: whatategilbertg: and dragons…which are basically a dinosaur with wings. :P ...
Dec 7th
Sandra Bullock dressed as Jennifer ‘Juanita’...
Dec 7th
Listen Listen
Timothy Where Have You Been - Timbaland feat Jet This song is growing on me. The chorus has the...
Dec 7th
(via pussymoneyw33d) When ballerinas wear their tutus...
Dec 7th

This is just horrid to watch

chhastakenovermyfreakylife: hammerito: ktrnuh: In my interpersonal communications class, we...
Dec 7th
jockohomo: The Top 10 Books of 2009 from The New York...
Dec 7th
jockohomo: I know “fuck all’ bout Rugby but, I think this...
Dec 7th
connorfortin: stop. hammertime. oohhh oohhh ooohhhh...
Dec 6th
thedailywhat: Beautiful people botherin ugly folks.
Dec 6th
GPOYWhatever… You best be joking edition
Dec 4th
Listen Listen
Losing My Religion - R.E.M This song is dedicated to Goroman.
Dec 4th
Warch Watch
chhastakenovermyfreakylife: hammerito: potterhead: ...
Dec 4th
blaaargh: Michael Johansson (via youmightfindyourself) ...
Dec 4th
bowlingalleylawyer: souplines: Cosigned gamesockson: ...
Dec 4th
Top 10 most-watched shows of the decade
Dec 4th

Is Anne Rice old people's Stephenie...

Team Louis? Team Lestat?
Dec 4th
willzone: i’m a sucker for girls who sexy-up Star Trek...
Dec 4th
xynephionnoir: (via aplacetolovedogs)
Dec 4th
Goodbye, FYBA.
Dec 4th
rexbmental: waiting for an eternity…is easy *cries*
Dec 3rd
I was a total douche at gym today. Now, I’m totally ashamed of my behavior.
Dec 3rd

TAKE A CHANCE YOU STUPID HO!

Whachu waiting, whachu waiting, whacu waiting, whachu waiting, whachu waiting, whacu waiting fo?
Dec 3rd
iwasjustsayin: stevienyc: The best advice anyone could...
Dec 3rd
kianakiana: ahaha. picture from cameron. I dont think...
Dec 3rd
er0: (via porco-voador) What Rapunzel wears in that...
Dec 3rd

New emoticon

jheath: B> boobs in a corset now, i’m not sure when, in everyday conversation, you might be...
Dec 3rd

Timbaland has Chad Kroeger featured in...

FML edit: …and Miley Cyrus too. *facepalm*
Dec 3rd
“Ladies and gentlemen of the class of ‘97: Wear sunscreen....”
— Kurt Vonnegut Commencement...
Dec 3rd
combinatory: rodzep: arsvitaest: MAD Architects...
Dec 3rd
scarlson09: not-ean: scarlson09: not-ean: Kurt...
Dec 3rd
scarlson09: not-ean: Kurt Vonnegut starter pack. Thanks...
Dec 3rd
walkwhilereading: Palm Sunday is a 1981 collection of...
Dec 3rd
Kurt Vonnegut starter pack. Thanks to Hrabik and Dan
Dec 3rd
Listen Listen
A thousand miles - Vanessa Carlton *Gasps* OHMYGOSH! This is our jam! This is our jam, ladies....
Dec 3rd
jheath: Spell check irony…never noticed this before ...
Dec 3rd
“… when a person dies he only appears to die. He is...”
— Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse...
Dec 3rd
mattgorman: crappytaxidermy: by margot quan knight ...
Dec 3rd
Tycoon, Contractor, Soldier, Spy
Dec 3rd

What boy's names mean.

adamhrabik: not-ean: rhettjones: k-troll: daneantkowiak: peteduthie: niub: ...
Dec 3rd
r-y-a-n: metaljizzblasterforyou: thinkofsomething:smamalama:melsd:annacannabis:...
Dec 3rd
blaaargh: Rachel Comey Uncle Dan in Cherry/Green <3...
Dec 3rd

Listening to Shock Value II

Timbo gone chill this time
Dec 3rd
shoelust: via jak & jil walk it out! vhere ich zis?...
Dec 3rd
This is impressive Chasinoric.
Dec 3rd
phazerblast: GPOYW : Carving the bird. Dude, the...
Dec 3rd
fittythebone: GPOYW - “The Devil on my shoulder is a cute...
Dec 3rd

What boy's names mean.

rhettjones: k-troll: daneantkowiak: peteduthie: niub: thatguychad: ...
Dec 3rd
deleteyourself: Foot dick. ew
Dec 3rd
Officer: "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"
Soldier: "Sure, buddy."
Officer: "That's no way to address an officer! Let's try it again. Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"
Soldier: "No, sir!"
Dec 3rd
willzone: Huevos. disgusting
Dec 3rd
danieleric: fittythebone: thedailywhat: Animated GIF...
Dec 3rd
xynephionnoir: madness42192: thatryguy: ...
Dec 3rd
(via pussymoneyw33d) Herve Leger’s interpretation of...
Dec 2nd
(via pussymoneyw33d) Bitch please, Lady Gaga sleep in these...
Dec 2nd

I'm downloading 'Up' right now even...

danieleric: I see nothing wrong with this Not my favorite movie (I know right, I’m so...
Dec 2nd
(via pussymoneyw33d) Ferret orgy is the cutest shit ever
Dec 2nd

I'm not sure but...

shadeofgrey: I dont think it’s fair to show commercials for chocolate during the VS fashion show....
Dec 2nd
Dec 2nd

Its's something unpredictable, but in...

I hope you had the time of your life
Dec 2nd
rhettjones: thegrasshopperunit: (via...
Dec 2nd
inothernews: LOSS Victoria Chant wept as the coffin of her...
Dec 2nd
(via pussymoneyw33d) Urgh, nature is confusing
Dec 2nd
(via pussymoneyw33d) Fierce Narwhal Halloween Costume
Dec 2nd
combinatory: talentlessbutconnected: becomingbrina: ...
Dec 2nd
rhettjones: so true Equality for all
Dec 2nd
phazerblast: amen “Ugly protesters bothering...
Dec 2nd
Dec 1st
(via maux-damour)
Dec 1st
Listen Listen
scarlson09: leeleeleelee: The Vandals - Oi! to the World Expect much more Christmas music from...
Dec 1st
Warch Watch
Dear John, How are you, cousin? I’m sick *cough*. Today I eat oranje orenge ohrenge…...
Dec 1st
The Bennifer Garflecks are a lovely bunch. But I have this...
Dec 1st
stound: (via iheartkatyperry) lol. what? knitting?
Dec 1st
ORLY?
Dec 1st
this is actually a WIN
Dec 1st

Rihanna Thinks Her Naked Photos Were...

Too bad nobody gives a shit
Dec 1st
newsweek: andrewromano: Christmas card sent by...
Dec 1st
thedailywhat: Photo Set of the Day: Several big-name...
Dec 1st
inothernews: OUROBOROSSSSSSSS A hungry King snake saw...
Dec 1st
mattgorman: This is probably the best photoshop I’ve ever...
Dec 1st
Listen Listen
Du Hast - Rammstein Du Du hast Du hast mich Du hast mich gefragt Du hast mich gefragt und ich hab...
Dec 1st
r-y-a-n: THIS Y’ALL GIRL LIL’ J AND THIS LIL’ GIRL RIGHT...
Dec 1st
Warch Watch
Uninvited (Live) - Alanis Morissette Haunting
Dec 1st
(via chhastakenovermyfreakylife) “Umm.. Lisa, why are...
Dec 1st