(via pussymoneyw33d)
yo bitch I heard you like buns, so we put buns on your buns, so you think you can dance
Today, I was looking through my science textbook, when I realized the topic ‘sexual reproduction’ was on page 69. MLIA
–ha. (via bertwins)
ha
Via I'm Bert, but where's Ernie?well I guess I have to stash it away.
But, it’s so pretty. Shiny prints. Perfect fit.
*sad face*
I notice that there's a camera icon next to like button on some of the posts
what the hell is that? what it does?
OKAY I DELETED THAT POST BECAUSE I HATE "REBLOG" POSTS
But I hate Catcher in the Rye with the fire of 10,000 suns.
“Ohhh I’m so saaaaad goddamn it Jiminy Cricket damn hell. I just want to get a hooker to show you the full range of my angst.” Hey, Holden? Go fuck yourself.
If Holden Caufield were a real person, I’d give him a wedgie, dunk his head in a toilet, and poop in his shoes.
I agree, I never really got the appeal of that book. Although it still changed my life. Without reading it, I never would have been able to say “Catcher in the Rye sucks.”
LOOK AT ME I’M SO FUCKING INDIE
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