<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Hi, my name is Ean. 21 years old. 
I like to comment on CollegeHumor.com 
This is my Facebook 
My email is dean (dot) siran (at) gmail (dot) com.</description><title>ENGRISH MOTHERFUCKER! Do you speak it?!</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @not-ean)</generator><link>http://not-ean.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>danieleric:

january20:

fuckyeahclassicrock:

Queen - Don’t...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://not-ean.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/237834048/tumblr_kstqscaxWm1qapriw&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://danieleric.tumblr.com/post/237719415/january20-fuckyeahclassicrock-queen-dont"&gt;danieleric&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://january20.tumblr.com/post/237717981/fuckyeahclassicrock-queen-dont-stop-me-now"&gt;january20&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fuckyeahclassicrock.tumblr.com/post/237699423/queen-dont-stop-me-now"&gt;fuckyeahclassicrock&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Queen - Don’t Stop Me Now&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/06/Queen_Jazz.png" width="300" height="300"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;fuckin classic.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://not-ean.tumblr.com/post/237834048</link><guid>http://not-ean.tumblr.com/post/237834048</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 02:16:57 -0500</pubDate><category>queen</category></item><item><title>Delinquent Habits - Return of The Tres (aka Nike Joga Tv song)</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://not-ean.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/237670536/tumblr_kstpbjHmPH1qzq85a&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Delinquent Habits - Return of The Tres &lt;i&gt;(aka Nike Joga Tv song)&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://not-ean.tumblr.com/post/237670536</link><guid>http://not-ean.tumblr.com/post/237670536</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 22:50:07 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>mejoe:

THEY HAVE THEIR OWN RECLAIMED WORD
NEXT THEY’LL HAVE...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8tqEBQjWRws&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8tqEBQjWRws&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://mejoe.tumblr.com/post/237652634/they-have-their-own-reclaimed-word-next-theyll"&gt;mejoe&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;THEY HAVE THEIR OWN RECLAIMED WORD&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;NEXT THEY’LL HAVE THEIR OWN GRASSROOTS POLITICAL MOVEMENT TO KEEP AMERICAN POLITICS EXACTLY AS THEY ARE&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;TAKING BACK THE WORD, BITCHES&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://not-ean.tumblr.com/post/237662116</link><guid>http://not-ean.tumblr.com/post/237662116</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 22:40:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>jockohomo:

Tiny Caravaggio Self-Portrait Revealed by Technology...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksrhylFaZn1qz50dao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jockohomo.tumblr.com/post/237536799/tiny-caravaggio-self-portrait-revealed-by"&gt;jockohomo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a title="Tiny Caravaggio Self Portrait Revealed" href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/art/art-news/6468623/Tiny-Caravaggio-self-portrait-revealed-by-technology.html"&gt;Tiny Caravaggio Self-Portrait Revealed by Technology&lt;/a&gt; - “A tiny self-portrait of Caravaggio hidden in one of his most acclaimed works can be seen clearly for the first time after cutting-edge technology was used to peer through decades of grime.” (Filed under Sunday Smash and Grab i.e. This Weeks’ Leftover Micro-Bursts)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://not-ean.tumblr.com/post/237548710</link><guid>http://not-ean.tumblr.com/post/237548710</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 20:31:30 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Reblog with your Ringtone?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://mejoe.tumblr.com/post/237165570/reblog-with-your-ringtone"&gt;mejoe&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://xcreepx.tumblr.com/post/237152242"&gt;xcreepx&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://skwigelf.tumblr.com/post/235601517/reblog-with-your-ringtone"&gt;skwigelf&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://iisabelle.tumblr.com/post/235598238/reblog-with-your-ringtone"&gt;iisabelle&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://ridexfixed.tumblr.com/post/235243250/reblog-with-your-ringtone"&gt;ridexfixed&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://matthewmalabanan.tumblr.com/post/235238250/reblog-with-your-ringtone"&gt;matthewmalabanan&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://killdatmuthafckr.tumblr.com/post/235234529"&gt;killdatmuthafckr&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://shell-phone.tumblr.com/post/235230020/reblog-with-your-ringtone"&gt;shell-phone&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jaws-theme-swim.tumblr.com/post/235228712/reblog-with-your-ringtone"&gt;jaws-theme-swim&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://captainkirk.tumblr.com/post/235227774/reblog-with-your-ringtone"&gt;captainkirk&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jesuschrist-.tumblr.com/post/235196926/reblog-with-your-ringtone"&gt;jesuschrist-&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://toroortiz.tumblr.com/post/234956661/reblog-with-your-ringtone"&gt;toroortiz&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Miley Cyrus - 7 things. Legit.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Bill Nye the science guy theme song&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;the Spanish rap from Community&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;blink-182 - Feeling This&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
Wonderlust King - Gogol Bordello&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Big Business&lt;/b&gt; - &lt;i&gt;Hands Up&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Marnie Stern - The Package is Wrapped&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Bear Vs. Shark - Catamaran&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Slayer - Reign In Blood&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;BOOM I FUCKING WIN&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ozzy - Bark at the Moon&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ozzy Osbourne - Dreamer&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Air - Sexy Boy&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Calle Ocho - Pitt bull&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://not-ean.tumblr.com/post/237498246</link><guid>http://not-ean.tumblr.com/post/237498246</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 19:33:48 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>fittythebone:

This is the first photo I snapped in NYC. ...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksshunmZyf1qzo3zwo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fittythebone.tumblr.com/post/236937275/this-is-the-first-photo-i-snapped-in-nyc-finally"&gt;fittythebone&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is the first photo I snapped in NYC.  Finally unpacked, so my good shots will be coming soon!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;*&lt;strike&gt;Jizz&lt;/strike&gt; Jazz hands*&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://not-ean.tumblr.com/post/236937753</link><guid>http://not-ean.tumblr.com/post/236937753</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 07:12:16 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>willzone:

AXE: For Kids

story of my life</title><description>&lt;img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksoxztD8Nf1qzp1zzo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://willzone.tumblr.com/post/235137808/axe-for-kids"&gt;willzone&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;AXE: For Kids&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;story of my life&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://not-ean.tumblr.com/post/236892769</link><guid>http://not-ean.tumblr.com/post/236892769</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 05:46:48 -0500</pubDate><category>asian</category></item><item><title>chhastakenovermyfreakylife:

(via palahniukandchocolate)
A baby...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksqeemZjhZ1qzer51o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://chhastakenovermyfreakylife.tumblr.com/post/236058640"&gt;chhastakenovermyfreakylife&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://palahniukandchocolate.tumblr.com/"&gt;palahniukandchocolate&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A baby nerd is a winning nerd.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;somehow i imagine that Dildz looks like Shrute.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://not-ean.tumblr.com/post/236892560</link><guid>http://not-ean.tumblr.com/post/236892560</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 05:46:24 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>rachell:

are2: Portmanstache
this is cute.

urgh.. rape me...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksjthmERmf1qznd83o1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://rachell.tumblr.com/post/236358920/are2-portmanstache-this-is-cute"&gt;rachell&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://are2.tumblr.com/post/232979481/portmanstache"&gt;are2&lt;/a&gt;: Portmanstache&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;this is cute.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;urgh.. rape me already&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://not-ean.tumblr.com/post/236892166</link><guid>http://not-ean.tumblr.com/post/236892166</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 05:45:34 -0500</pubDate><category>Natalie Portman</category></item><item><title>annahinks:

LOOK AT HIS FACE
I CAN’T EVEN
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kps9l4HqVA1qzhy30o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://annahinks.tumblr.com/post/184935074"&gt;annahinks&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;LOOK AT HIS FACE&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I CAN’T EVEN&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://not-ean.tumblr.com/post/234813968</link><guid>http://not-ean.tumblr.com/post/234813968</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 04:33:22 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>(via pussymoneyw33d)
latest in fashion: Instant extreme emo.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksl8ewnCHA1qzko9ko1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://pussymoneyw33d.tumblr.com/"&gt;pussymoneyw33d&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;latest in fashion: Instant extreme emo.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://not-ean.tumblr.com/post/234809351</link><guid>http://not-ean.tumblr.com/post/234809351</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 04:24:18 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>(via pussymoneyw33d)
yo bitch I heard you like buns, so we put...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksln96mBUO1qzko9ko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://pussymoneyw33d.tumblr.com/"&gt;pussymoneyw33d&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;yo bitch I heard you like buns, so we put buns on your buns, so you think you can dance&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://not-ean.tumblr.com/post/234807899</link><guid>http://not-ean.tumblr.com/post/234807899</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 04:21:12 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"Today, I was looking through my science textbook, when I realized the topic ‘sexual reproduction’..."</title><description>“Today, I was looking through my science textbook, when I realized the topic ‘sexual reproduction’ was on page 69. MLIA”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;ha. (via &lt;a href="http://bertwins.tumblr.com/"&gt;bertwins&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;ha&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://not-ean.tumblr.com/post/234800434</link><guid>http://not-ean.tumblr.com/post/234800434</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 04:06:30 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>pretty, no?</title><description>&lt;img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksojg8OMVl1qzq85ao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;pretty, no?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://not-ean.tumblr.com/post/234794855</link><guid>http://not-ean.tumblr.com/post/234794855</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 03:55:20 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>DickTowel.com</title><description>&lt;a href="http://dicktowel.com/dicktowel.html"&gt;DickTowel.com&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thomasmurray.tumblr.com/post/234791775/dicktowel-com"&gt;thomasmurray&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://adamhrabik.tumblr.com/post/234675160/dicktowel-com"&gt;adamhrabik&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Always Sunny&lt;/i&gt; wins again.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I wish I had $20 to blow (and $6.95 S&amp;H)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;TWHS!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://not-ean.tumblr.com/post/234792608</link><guid>http://not-ean.tumblr.com/post/234792608</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 03:50:51 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>well I guess I have to stash it away.But, it’s so pretty....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksoj1fooXq1qzq85ao1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;well I guess I have to stash it away.&lt;br/&gt;But, it’s so pretty. Shiny prints. Perfect fit.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;*sad face*&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://not-ean.tumblr.com/post/234790392</link><guid>http://not-ean.tumblr.com/post/234790392</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 03:46:27 -0500</pubDate><category>douchebaggery</category></item><item><title>Ed Hardy t-shirt</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Yay or nay?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://not-ean.tumblr.com/post/234785962</link><guid>http://not-ean.tumblr.com/post/234785962</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 03:38:09 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I notice that there's a camera icon next to like button on some of the posts</title><description>&lt;p&gt;what the hell is that? what it does?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://not-ean.tumblr.com/post/234742940</link><guid>http://not-ean.tumblr.com/post/234742940</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 02:22:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>xynephionnoir:

thecurveoftheearth:

Anton Yelchin


nine five...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kso1h4SiIA1qzbcvvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://xynephionnoir.tumblr.com/post/234501195/thecurveoftheearth-anton-yelchin"&gt;xynephionnoir&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thecurveoftheearth.tumblr.com/post/234497238/anton-yelchin"&gt;thecurveoftheearth&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Anton Yelchin&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;nine five wictor wictor two&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://not-ean.tumblr.com/post/234510363</link><guid>http://not-ean.tumblr.com/post/234510363</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 21:41:12 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>OKAY I DELETED THAT POST BECAUSE I HATE "REBLOG" POSTS</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://mattgorman.tumblr.com/post/234497029"&gt;mattgorman&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://hammerito.tumblr.com/post/234493511/okay-i-deleted-that-post-because-i-hate-reblog-posts"&gt;hammerito&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But I hate Catcher in the Rye with the fire of 10,000 suns.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;“Ohhh I’m so saaaaad goddamn it Jiminy Cricket damn hell. I just want to get a hooker to show you the full range of my angst.” &lt;/i&gt;Hey, Holden? Go fuck yourself.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If Holden Caufield were a real person, I’d give him a wedgie, dunk his head in a toilet, and poop in his shoes.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I agree, I never really got the appeal of that book. Although it still changed my life. Without reading it, I never would have been able to say “Catcher in the Rye sucks.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;LOOK AT ME I’M SO FUCKING INDIE&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://not-ean.tumblr.com/post/234506044</link><guid>http://not-ean.tumblr.com/post/234506044</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 21:36:34 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
